The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
It’d be really awkward when a slice of pizza offers to buy my soul.
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL
i felt bad for not doing anything for 4/13 :’)
(me when i was 9)
Homestuck comics are real
People think we lie about this stuff. We don’t.
The Homestuck fandom awakens with a faygo-induced hangover. They rush to the computer just to see if Paradox Space had been some sort of dream, or a sopor hallucination.
The Homestuck fandom grins, showing a sharp set of teeth.
Homestuck is forever.
Homestuck will be forever.
The Homestuck fandom has gone godtier.
Bro. FAYGO is soda